Dufan

Mantep abis gilaaaaak!!!

Dapet Copas, tp baca aja. Buat Pembelajaran:)

Ada 4 orang mahasiswa yg kebetulan telat ikut ujian semester karena bangun kesiangan.

Mereka lantas menyusun strategi untuk kompak kasi alasan yg sama agar dosen mereka berbaik hati memberi ujian susulan.

Mahasiswa A: pak, maaf kami telat ikut ujian semester
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mahasiswa B: iya pak. Kami berempat naik angkot yg sama dan ban angkotnya meletus.

Postingan Jorok

Banyak orang yang bilang kalau kita sedang B*KER ide ide akan datang dengan sendirinya.Betul??


Saya akui memang benar. Saya mencoba membawa nb saya ke kamar mandi (haduh kasian sekali nasib kamu nb saya bawa ke kamar mandi) menemani saya BAB. Biasanya saya mendapatkan ide-ide apa yang akan saya tulis di blog saya. Anehnya, kali ini saya tidak mendapatkan ide apa-apa. Jadilah,kegiatan yang sedang saya lakukan sekarang saya tulis di blog saya.hahaha.


Maaf ya postingan kali ini jorok dan ngga jelas.hahahha

Post dari blog jemo! :(

sekarang yah!! sedih yah males yah gamau kesana lagi yah emang payah lah disana banyak beban yah temennya pada gitu yah alhamdilillah yah waktu itu aku punya temen kaya di pwk syukur yah aku kenal mereka disana dan disini itu beda yah meski aku nyebelin mereka tetep baik maapin aku yah kalo banyak salah !! aku suka nendang sepatu orang terus di lempar sampe di simpen di tong sampah aku suka nyebelin aku suka kurang ngajar ke mereka aku suka buat mereka marah aku suka coret-coret di buku atau di barang orang aku suka moyokin orang tua mereka !! bilang mamah kamu jelek lah !!! aku suka buat onar aku suka ngancurin karya mereka aku suka gak ngerhargain aku suka ngilangin pulpen aku suka nyontek ke mereka aku suka ngeledekin aku suka ngambil makan siang mereka !! yang aku ambil waktu itu bareng sama si opa punya si ayu paha ayam si riris banyak gak ke itung si ziah juga banyak gak ke itung si fahri nuget si walli telor dadar dll yang waktu itu aku sama si opa dan citra aku suka pergi beli wuduk di kantin atau di anak x.6 aku waktu itu ngumpetin kaos kaki si iri bareng sama si meysi aku waktu itu baca dont open it aku suka naik ke meja trus nyalain infokus aku males belajar mtk fisika dan kimia aku suka makan kerupuk pedes sama makroni kwaci sama mereka aku suka james bond aku suka cakka aku suka indonesia aku suka foxxy aku suka kalau aku masih di smansa tapi aku lebih suka apa yang ibu aku suka jadi aku harus nurut aku suka indomie aku suka zam-zam aku suka diem di depan kelas aku suka karate aku suka nonton ic aku suka nastar aku suka sinkas four aku suka timnas maap sekali lagi buat semua orang yang aku buat kesel 

NB : Penyesalan gakan dtg di awal jeeee...

Pertemuan sebentar dan agak garing=JEMO

ceritanya gini, dr gue bangun tidur si jemo udh ngenelponin gue mulu karena gue td malem tidur jam 2 malem jadi gue abaikan aja sms dan telp dr org2 yg gak penting yg mengganggu tidur nyenyak gue haha

okeeee, setelah gue bangun jam 8pagi tadi si jemo tlp gue lg aslinya males bgt gue angkat

tapi karena gue kasian yaudah gue angakat dan di ngomong dgn nada yg ngangenin.. dia blg gini, mes km ada acara ga hari ini? gue blg gak ada je, trs kata dia yaudah nanti maen dong kerumah riris. jam brp kata gue lg? dia jwb jam brpa aja mes, oke deh nanti aku dtg jam 1 ya je skrg aku mau mandi dulu *jam 8 bangun, lgsg mandi jam 1 k rumah riris..brp jam gue mandi?AHA

GUE TEMEN BUKAN BANK BERJALAN

baru kali ini nih gue dpt temen yg nagnggep temenya sndr tuh kaya bank..

kjadiannya gini, pas siang tadi tuh gue lg asik liat2 blog ini dan twitter gue yg sepiii bgt gada mention sumfaaah--"

si anak itu yg br gue kenal, eh ngga sh mksdnya br skrg2 iniah gue sms sm dia itupun krn apa ya lupa gue deh. dia ngsms gue kurang lebih gini percakapannya oya dia sms pk nomer org lain 

cowok : mey dimana

gue : di rumah, ini siapa?

cowok : ini ...... boleh pinjem uang ga?

gue : brp? bwt apa emg? 

cowok : 50rb.. mamah aku lg dbdb ntr malem br plg, jam 3 ini akir kumpul uang kas bames mey. bs ga pinjem dlu. nanti malem di ganti beneran

gue : gmna ya? aku hari senin mau pergi eung

cowok : nanti malem jg di ganti nunggu mamah aku plg dulu

gue : ya sok (smbl ga ikhlas)
 

Hectic

sangat sibuk ya, sampe lupa buat sms gue

Bored..

  Why I'm So Bored Today ???

Darling:)

Your love give me happiness, joy and delight You're the sun in my morning, the moon in my night, You're the one that I cherish, the love of my life

Kurusan apa tinggian?

Tinggian, krn kalo pertumbuhan manusia ada batas umurnya, kalo ngurusin badan bisa kapan aja :)

Cita-cita mau jadi apa?

jadi wanita karir,suami tajir,baik,rajin ibadah,pengertian sama keluarga. gue ngorok aja dpt duit hahah

Obrolan Dapur

WARNING: Mohon obrolan ini jangan dibawa serius.


Papa: Kamu kalo nanti udah nikah yang ngurusin papa mama siapa?
Mama: Dia udah dibawa sama suaminya keperancis ntar kalo udah nikah.
Papa: Eh, orang bule "itu" nya gede-gede loh!
Gue: *lirik bokap + masang ekspresi jijik*
Mama: Apaan bule, orang Indobarat tau!
Papa: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Gue: -__________-" *ngelusdada* *skakmat*

Be Happy!!

I REALLY am doing my best to focus on all things HAPPY! When I have moments of sadness in missing my brother, I try to think of fun memories with him and all of the positive he brought into my life. For future proof to myself that we really are focusing on happy things at our house...

Happy Holiday!

We wish you a wonderful holiday!!

The Rainbow Bridge inspired by a Norse legend

By the edge of a woods, at the foot of a hill,
Is a lush, green meadow where time stands still.
Where the friends of man and woman do run,
When their time on earth is over and done.


For here, between this world and the next,
Is a place where each beloved creature finds rest.
On this golden land, they wait and they play,
Till the Rainbow Bridge they cross over one day.



No more do they suffer, in pain or in sadness,
For here they are whole, their lives filled with gladness.
Their limbs are restored, their health renewed,
Their bodies have healed, with strength imbued.


They romp through the grass, without even a care,
Until one day they start, and sniff at the air.
All ears prick forward, eyes dart front and back,
Then all of a sudden, one breaks from the pack.


For just at that instant, their eyes have met;
Together again, both person and pet.
So they run to each other, these friends from long past,
The time of their parting is over at last.


The sadness they felt while they were apart,
Has turned into joy once more in each heart.
They embrace with a love that will last forever,
And then, side-by-side, they cross over… together.

Be Happy!

This last month has been so strange and so hard. I haven't felt like myself and just can't seem to get out of this "funk" I am in. I know that I have very good reasons to not exactly be super chipper, but truth this, this spot I am in is really starting to drive me crazy!!! I am the type of person who thrives on being productive and lately I just can't seem to muster up much energy to get a whole lot done. I finally got most of the upstairs tidied up today, thanks to my awesome neighbor keeping the kids for several hours. Hopefully tomorrow I can get the energy to tackle the basement, it really is beginning to look like a BOMB has gone off down there!

People Judge

People always comment on the spreadsheets I make to help keep my life organized. I decided it would be nice to share with others to help spread the organization! Enjoy

Letter Pickup

Diary's Mamah

This morning as I shuffled the girls out the door to school I watched them walk to the bus stop like I do every morning, but today they walked all the way to the bus hand in hand. Man this made me smile and made my day! I LOVE that my girls are not just sisters, but best friends. They fight like an old married couple, but they love each other so much and it shows! It's little moments like these that remind me why I love being a mom.

Happy Mother day

22desember, diperingati diseluruh duniaaa sebagai hari ibu..

disini gue cuma mau ngucapin happy mother day to all mother in the world , specialy for my mother :* :*

kaka minta maaf bgt ya mah belum bisa jadi yg terbaik buat mamah, sering bikin mamah pusing dan marah2 pokoknya masih banyak bgt kekurangan kaka mah, kaka sadar itu..

tp hari ini ada kado kecil buat mamah, nilai rapot yang emg ngga terlalu bagu2 bgt dan ada kue yg ngga terlalu besar2 bgt buat mamah :)  

 

semoga mamah selalu menjadi mamah yg terbaik untuk kaka dan ade amiiin

You are my hero, my wonderwoman, never tired to help me. You always here beside me when i need you. Thanks mom ♥

I love you mom :*

love

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU

Steal kisses from me

Give me your jacket when i'm cold

Hug me from behind

Act stupid just to make me smile

Stare at my face while i'm not looking

Tell me i'm pretty when i know i'm not

Send good morning and good night text

Call just to say you love me

Put up a status on facebook for me

Share stories to your friends about me

Try to make a love letter

Ask my opinion or question before doing something

Make me feel i complete you